"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
by anonymous August 11, 2024
Get the good afternoon, good evening and goodnightmug. An unknown action that somehow is necessary to life. Shocking events, positive or negative, sometimes inhibit a person from being able to 'even', resulting in the person 'literally dying'.
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
Scholars are unsure about what bodily functions are described by the word 'even'.
I'm literally dying because I can't even.
That event that unfolded before my eyes was so startling and against my expectations, that I have lost all my ability to even. Please call an ambulance.
Even- also a name that derives from the Norse name of evindyr (correct me if I’m wrong with spelling.)
by TheDictionaryDog372 June 19, 2022
Get the Evenmug. by suguvAkuma April 11, 2017
Get the even-triggeredmug. Evening.
by ÇÑÝÇÑÝÇÑÝ June 25, 2025
Get the eveningmug. 
A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.
Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!
Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱
Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱
by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021
Get the It ain’t even Half Timemug. A "neodiom", if you will. This means that a person with any notoriety or social status will always have people trying to leech off of their success, no matter how relatively unimpressive they are. Coined by Paul'sEgo of the Deep Fat Fried podcast.
TJ: What's more pathetic is you two losers riding the dismal, tiny-ass coattails of that fucking nitwit.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
Paul: Even the skinniest dog has fleas, TJ.
by eatmysweetass December 26, 2020
Get the Even the skinniest dog has fleasmug.