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eva

a giant fucking robot used for fighting angels
by josuke☝ July 10, 2021
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Eva

An Eva is one of the sweetest, funniest and most beautiful persons in the entire universe. She has natural sweet spot for annoying children’s songs even though they sometimes makes her utterly crazy whenever they get inside of her head. And they often do. It’s very common for an Eva to have brown hair and brown eyes, and some of the rarest ones also have blushing red cheeks which easily makes her stand out in a crowd of +10.000 people.

All Evas have an awesome sense of humor and perceive life’s greatest challenges in a light and fun way. The latter is necessity because they often get ambushed by random, curious people who want’s to chat with them for apparently not reason at all. Some Evas even carry secret nicknames amongst strangers without knowing - but it’s okay because the nicknames are - without exception - always sweet and innocent. They also like cake and pastry and they enjoy working with infrastructure, too.
OMG dude can you hear that humming? She must be an Eva…
She sure is man. I asked for her name last week - I simply had to find out if she truly is one.
by bagermesterharepus March 6, 2018
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Jesse and Eva

Two fucking epic people, they are super cool and amazing. but... they are both extremely gay

Jesse likes being pegged
Eva likes being a bitch and pegging Jesse
Eva: hey Jesse you are soo cool and awesome
Jesse: yeah i am, you too Eva, you're even cooler than me, please peg me!
and that's how they are Jesse and Eva
by jesseandeva November 6, 2020
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eva reid

SHORT VERY VERY VERY SHORT (LOVE YOU GAL ❤️)
Eg- Eva Reid is very short (from Chloe)
by Chloe ❤️ March 25, 2022
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Grey and Eva

A beautiful like couple. Destined to be soulmates, Grey is outgoing and pushes Eva to do things she could never don h herself. Both are equally hot. They aren’t dating but they should.
Person 1: look it’s Grey and Eva
Person 2: aren’t they dating?
Person 1: nah, but they should.
by elliee! February 19, 2023
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Eva

by 000NotCool000 March 14, 2023
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Eva

She is probably the hore next door . Eva is a ugly add bitch who just wants to bully you for her own personal gain Eva is legit the annoyiest person alive and she like to get with people called Rowan
Person one where is eva

Person two probs being a fucking bitch
by Rohan bell September 28, 2020
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