digital carrot slicer

Any overly-complicated gadget designed to do a mundane task that can be done much more easily, cheaply, simply, and often better with an old-fashioned, low-tech device. Typically, a digital carrot slicer runs on batteries, has more options and "features" than anyone really wants, costs too much, is difficult to use, provides the user with more information and precision than they need, and is less reliable compared to the low-tech tool.

Compared to pencil and paper for taking notes, a PDA is a digital carrot slicer.

Why use a sharp knife to cut up a carrot when you can use a digital carrot slicer?
Hey, I just got paid yesterday, let's go the the mall and buy a digital carrot slicer at the Sharper Image!

by mooltittle August 18, 2010

Digital Doomsday

The idea that someone,somewhere will figure out how to destroy the internet(or render it completely useless)by sending a powerful virus to every Computer in the world with the ability to wreck that units internal processer.

Terrorist:I know how we can cause TERROR! Digital doomsday!
Other terrorist:OMFGIHJNDBHCKJSN ORGASM LETS DO THIS SHIT

by Cicifire345 May 23, 2011

digital prayer

1. the act of taking a photo of food prior to eating

2. stopping to bow over your food (to take a photo) before eating

-i do a quick digital prayer before every meal.

-wow, this food looks great shall we bow for a digital prayer before eating?

-excuse me while i digitally pray over my food.

by sycosims January 28, 2013

Digital hypochondria

A special type of hypochondria in which one has the constant and irrational fear that their computer is infected with a virus, despite multiple Anti-Virus programs repeatedly finding that nothing is wrong.

Those who suffer from this anxiety disorder are said to be digital hypochondriacs.

Jim: Look, if something was going on, Norton would have said.
Dwight: Shut up, Jim, I know something's wrong...
Jim: Look, your computer doesn't have a virus!
Dwight: Shut up!
Jim: You're have digital hypochondria. You need to see someone about it.
Dwight (ignoring): Come on, McAfee...finish the scan....

by A Person Named March 14, 2014

digitalistic

Capitalism in our digital age. see Digitalism

E-Commerce utilized to it's fullest potential. There is increased traffic/interest in a particular product on a website. With this knowledge, the price of the product now increases. We now live in a Digitalistic society.

by Brakes_and_balljoints November 1, 2014

digitile

The process of transforming a human being into a robot by means of being vaccinated.

I don't want the government to digitile us.

by Paul Atreides The Spiceman March 7, 2022

The DeVito Effect

When you eat so much that you start to get as fat as Danny DeVito, but the more you eat, the more funnier you get, like Danny DeVito

Wesley-Dude, this bucket of fried chicken is so god damn good
Justin-I know right
Wesley-Hey, dude why did the chicken cross the road
Justin-Why?
Wesley-Because he wanted to see the chicken strip!
Justin-Dude, The DeVito Effect is happening

by Samurott December 10, 2016