Keys Disease

An epidemic on Island Time. The result of too much Booze, Sun, and Cigarettes. You get the picture.

If you spend much time in the Keys you might get Keys Disease.

by SukyfykuS June 28, 2022

Gamer disease

When your pp is small amd non epic

"Yo did you hear that whelsy has Gamer disease

by The guy 42168 June 17, 2020

Peckins Disease

A disease, most commonly found in skinny women, where they consume very small amounts food by pecking at it.

Similar, in nature, as to how a bird would peck at bird seed.

My wife never finishes her chicken tenders, and I believe it is because she has peckins disease.

by WildcatFan92 July 29, 2021

limelight disease

An infectious, paralytic disease one catches from a night out at The Limelight.

Symptoms range from and can include all of the following: covid, tonsillitis, crabs, flu, headache, hangover and the worst MD comedown you've ever had.

oh my days I've only gone and landed limelight disease fml. never going back again.

limelight disease? u mean limeshite disease :/

by alex404 May 22, 2022

birds disease

having an abnormally small head in proportion to the body, giving the appearance of a pigeon head on a human body

look at that weird looking woman over there, she's sufferering from a bit of birds disease, a right pin head

by kinksYS April 7, 2010

booty disease

The grossness contracted from a toilet seat when you don't wash your hands after using the bathroom. A completely preventable disease, symptoms include: nausea, the "trots", vomiting, unpleasant odors, and the shame of knowing people saw you not washing your hands.

Timmy contracted the booty disease and now no one will have lunch with him.

by Dr. Snrub February 27, 2020

Dodge disease

Dodge disease also referred to as stupidity is a long and devastating process one undergoes when they decide that a ram truck is truly the king of all trucks

I mean I would invite home but he has dodge disease

He used to be so cool till he got dodge disease

by TacomaCrew October 15, 2019