Open Container

Buy the most expensive bottle of hard liquor or beer you can afford then find a someone else who has also been drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smash the bottle either on them or on their property while they are present. All the while yelling: "Open container bitch."

Brandon: "Why did you hit me with that bottle man? What the hell is wrong with you?"
Damon: "Open Container Bitch!"

by Jack Scarecrow May 28, 2015

contactscaping

Contactscaping is the chore of pruning your contact list.

Crap, I can't add you to my contacts list until I do some contactscaping, it is totally full.

by CyAdora July 13, 2011

Contarini

a guy who has spent eight years in banking

i would like to do 200k
can you do my 200k
have you done my 200k
did you confirm my 200k

euh can i cancel my 200k

by l August 5, 2004

cootapie

The female reproductive organ. Can be used for giving or getting pleasure and orgasm. Sensitive area between the female thighs

her cootapie is fat as hell

by TasteyPurple March 8, 2009

cootarious

something that is coote (cute) and also hilarious.

1: "keyboard cat is adorable, and also hilarious."
2: "yo that thing is cootarious."

by donttrustzombies November 24, 2010

cootapapy

A term for the female reproductive organ, usually spoken by, or in the fashion of, an old Southern black man from the 80s. Pronunciation:kootah-pah-peh, emphasis on the -tah.

"Your cootapapy tastes so good. I must get the recipe to your cootapapy."

"Watch out fo dat cootapapy!"

"Sally Mae Jones shaved her cootapapy, and it was good."

by Shitittay Sharon May 17, 2014

Cootapappy

Cootapappy: (Coot-A-Pappy) Another word for Vagina.

That Girl Diamond be flashing her Cootapappy all over the club.

by NuggyV June 6, 2018