by LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL January 17, 2017
Get the Christopher mug.my lovely red head. he is the best thing thats ever happened to me. he treats me like a real woman. he has the most amazing smile and perfect brown eyes. hes the love of my life. he is so funny and i cant wait untill we take the relationship to the next step. he is all i could ask for and he is my one and only. I LOVE YOU CHRISTOPERR!
by ashley michelle<3 June 1, 2011
Get the Christopher<333 mug.Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.
School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.
5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!
Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.
5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!
Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.
by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbus mug.People still celebrate him for some reason. He is some old white dude who took advantage of the Native Americans and did very concerning things to them. He doesn't deserve a holiday and he is all around a dick.
You: Did you here its Christopher Columbus day?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?
by Deforestation sucks May 18, 2021
Get the Christopher Columbus mug.a BITCH. didn't "discover" shit. there's a fucking HOLIDAY for this colonizing mf. he stole land from a minority group and spread diseases, some of which came from animals... think that one through for a second. schools will teach you about this mf and praise his crackerjack ass when in reality he did nothing great.
Jae: Who the hell is Christopher Columbus?
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.
by silenceytvoices May 26, 2021
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Get the Christophersexual mug.Really cool kid...Very handsome, but quiet in public. He is very hyperactive online tho. He is very and I mean very smart. But he can be self-absorbed sometimes. He can get any girl in the world even yours. He does have a big heart. If u find a Danil you will be lucky to have him. If you feel love and warmth when u hug or kiss. You got a Danil...
I feel so... Safe around him. He is so adorable but his only problem is he's very self absorbed. But I can't help but love him... "Yep you got a Danil Christopherson"
by D4NTHEMAN November 22, 2021
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