A person who has and always will live under the ground and has an extreme allergic reaction to sunlight. Additionally, he is a massive masochist who loves causing himself pain. He engages in all sorts of activities a normal human would not even think of doing, he has his own torture chamber in his house to give himself pleasure. He has quite an exquisite and vast collection of cock-stretchers and ball-crushers in his bedroom closet for when he's bored. Due to his intense activities he's also quite hot and has massive abs and muscles.
by 8=Dick69user March 22, 2020
Get the Chrismug. by Danothon April 2, 2020
Get the Chrismug. A short middle schooler with a pineapple shaped head. Will be a loyal friend. A little overweight but will help if in need. If you want to become friends with him tell him what you like. Most often chris will have something in common with you. Always friendly unless you wack him for no reason. Pretty decent at gaming, but gets mad when he´s been killed in the game. Usually one of the nicest people and loyal people. Just make sure you don´t do everything with him or his friends will say you´re gay and perverted.
by YTRGRTJK April 18, 2019
Get the Chrismug. He’s act more girl the guy sometimes, He will use other people (ex. Free rides, money, place to sleep). Very emotional when gets teased. A big cry baby.
Friend 1: hey chris your hair is dumb
Chris: *starts getting mad
Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
Chris: *starts getting mad
Chris: imma tell my mom to pick me up
by Chubs09 September 27, 2018
Get the Chrismug. by Mr. Moyer April 18, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a fucking faggot. He's gayer than two guys sucking each other off in a gay bar for a ps4. If you meet a Chris, RUN! His gayness is toxic and contagious.
by Dumm and Ugly June 10, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris is fat fuck with shit hair. Chris is always really horny and is into under age shit. Don't be a Chris
by Mario Balls February 21, 2019
Get the Chrismug.