Absolute Capital

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.

Jack's making absolute capital off of making homemade RPGs and selling them to children.

by NiggyNiggyMyNigga April 28, 2020

Capital markets

A nameless, faceless, being that can be blamed or cited as an excuse for anything.

I had a pretty good weekend planned that included Home Depot, Bed Bath & Beyond, and lots of working out, but the capital markets conspired to ruin not only my plans but my entire being.

by clermontboy May 19, 2025

capital 10

when you work nights, and the only way to get through is to imagine that sweet sweet paradise of home, AKA capital 10.

"Man, I can't wait to get my capital 10."

"Can't wait to hang 10 in the capital."

by herpaderpnurse July 17, 2017

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.

Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend into emerging cock markets.

by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022

Capital A

One guy laying under a girl while one behind and one in front high five

Dude an Eifel tower isn't as gay as a capital A

by N1iCk September 30, 2019