Country starfish

When the guy is too tired to participate in sex so he becomes the starfish and the girl rides him cowgirl style.

Dude, I was so tired last night but we still managed a country starfish.

by Dclo August 29, 2015

Bacon Country

Canada.

Suzie: Where are you from?
Jack: You know, that place...Up there. With the bacon. Bacon Country!
Suzie: You mean Canada?
Jack: Yeah, that's it!

by Canadia Eh July 02, 2012

Free country

If it was 1790 through the mid 1800s, a free country would mean free if you weren't Indian, black, or female, at least according to the history books (since nobody alive today was alive then to actually witness slavery firsthand). Its not 1790 to the mid 1800s now though.

For a free country, it gets expensive to live here. Free country sounds like bullshit.

by Solid Mantis August 02, 2020

Internet Country

A Country That Is Only Available On The Internet. Also A Country Based Off The Internet

Hey Guys Have You Seen That Internet Country That's Been Started On Discord?

by The_Pussy_Slayer July 02, 2021

Country Blumpkin

To recieve fellatio (head) while taking a shit in an outhouse

I recieved a country blumpkin while i was working on the farm last summer... Shit was awesome.

by BFUCKINWAIT and Jesus November 28, 2009

Country Blumpkin

Receiving a blowjob while taking a shit from a toothless girl with a dip in her mouth.

My girl gave me a country blumpkin after we hit the meth pipe.

by DHalla November 27, 2010

Country Dropping

A guy at a party that excessively slips in all the countries he's visited by inserting mundane references into a conversation in an effort to impress some stupid chick with big tits

OMG Yes...this Totinos Pizza Roll totally reminds me of the pizza rolls they have in Prague. Fuuuuk....what a night . you've been to Prague right? Country Dropping

by NicerJeff April 27, 2018