by kynumba7 May 25, 2018

by Dave Devine May 3, 2004

The sound aisan and Chinese people make when actively shiting on a dick
Also a spoon when you throw it down the stairs
Also a spoon when you throw it down the stairs
by Poe_i_Think January 3, 2018

In a card game, to bring in a new deck of cards, often by calling out "Deck change!" Some players do this for good luck.
by ??? June 1, 2004

First, one takes a pair of scissors and places one end in the hole of a females vagina and the other end in her rectum, then pushes the scissors closed, cutting the Taint therefore connecting the vaginal passage with the anal passage. Second, one begins to have vaginal intercourse with the female periodically shifting his penis through the newly created, "gear Manifold" if you will, from vagina to rectum.
by Tristan and Dan December 28, 2007

Variation of the term "short change". Refers to smaller denominations of coins (dimes, nickels, pennies) given as change from a store clerk/gas station attendant/vendor in leiu of larger coins (quarters, dimes). Resulting in more loose change in your pocket or purse and the inability to use said change in coin operated machines (parking meters, gum ball machines, laundromats etc.)
MAN 1: "Dude, you got 2 quarters for five dimes? Habib shit changed me on the soda I bought and I got to feed the meter."
MAN 2: "What the fuck am I gonna do with five dimes?!!! Why didn't you tell the camel jockey you needed quarters?"
MAN 1: "I did, but all I heard was 'derka derka derka, mohammed jihad, Please come again.'"
MAN 2: "What the fuck am I gonna do with five dimes?!!! Why didn't you tell the camel jockey you needed quarters?"
MAN 1: "I did, but all I heard was 'derka derka derka, mohammed jihad, Please come again.'"
by BamBam919201 September 27, 2007

When your man spends all his time playing online poker instead of sexually pleasing you and then denies it.
by Dr. Howie August 15, 2006
