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For people who can only run 4 bases before getting tired. Also, hate on lacrosse because they don't want to make the football players angry cuz contact scares them. For people an athletic step up from volleyball. And finally for people who have dad's that swear they were good at baseball so they sign their child up for tee-ball in hopes of achieving success through their child.
Person 1: "Hey, what's your mile time?"
Baseball Player: "I don't wanna talk about it. But hey lacrosse players are the worst am I right?"
Person 1: "So I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess you play right field."
by DW45 October 5, 2017
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Patient Baseball

Denying a patient care who brings a high risk of involving you in a malpractice case stemming from other doctors.
The doctors here in Indianapolis have been playing patient baseball with me since Dr. Clark botched a surgery and another doctor refused to treat me for foreign body reaction, to the mesh that he put in after being acknowledging in records that I did not approve.
by Leithian September 1, 2021
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Baseball

The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.
Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team
by BRUH_24 April 30, 2021
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14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch
dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho
by Cody5050 January 27, 2021
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Slap a baseball boy day

On October 25, it is the day to slapa baseball boy
Hey Baseball boy it’s slap a baseball boy day so here. *slaps*
by Stupid baseball boy October 24, 2019
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Upper deck baseball

The baseball team that will destroy anybody
Damn upper deck baseball just kicked our ass
by Udcbaseball April 21, 2021
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Baseball

A game for softcocks
Damn he has such a softcock he has to be a baseball player
by Tat master May 26, 2019
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