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Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.
Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit
by nigelburns July 9, 2018
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Booty bandit

Booty bandit in the Tina community (aka gay meth user ) booty bandit stands for a bottom submissive or just a guy in general who does a booty bump and they get so spun ( high ) they obsess and crave dick and all they want is something to fuck their booty and they can't stop shaking it they can't stop talking about it after that booty bump their whole world focuses on their booty so we called him booty Bennett's
Oh I see a few booty bandit in a meeting tonight
by Goofy_Gang😎 October 3, 2021
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Dick Bandit

Gay Ray, homosexual male, fag, haggott, any male that likes dick, especially in the ass.
by Dick Bandit September 15, 2005
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Virgin Bandit

Stealing many people's virginities.. In cars, on his dad's couch, and in the gastof parkinglot. If you'd like to get in touch with the virgin bandit, he often frequents the wooded areas and looks similar to bigfoot. Be careful you might catch the furry.. It's some pretty serious shit.
by FurryMan12 June 26, 2010
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Ass Bandit

A flaming fag that thinks he can swipe or rip off a piece of man bootie.
"hey Queer, let go of my ass!~! because I know you werent reaching for my wallet!"
by Skinny Pimp November 12, 2003
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backyard bandit

backyard bandits are people who steal men or women arse virginity's or just rape them it can occur anywhere at anytime but the term is most commonly used when you hear screaming from your neighbors backyard to see him getting anally penetrated by some deviously looking people, but you dear not help as they will come after you and police do not both as they are usually involved.

derives from the separate definitions

1. backyard; slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

2. bandit; a thief, someone who steals, then rides away, is usually very ruff

they travel in varying numbers be very cautious if you spot one, although it they are very hard to spot because they take any shape and form.

best advise is to run and dont hide with your bum sticking up
man that sarah chick is ruff i here she rides with the backyard bandits and sometimes joins in with a 12" strap on

oh no our neighbor andrew is getting done over by the backyard bandits again!...
oh wow he kinda looks like hes enjoying it this time

Eliza you backyard bandit get out of there!

jenna is walking like she dating a backyard bandit, what did she do last night?
by b-rad tizzle June 2, 2009
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