Burn a K

Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.

large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."

by groundedsteve October 8, 2011

beret burn

A member of the military forces whose forehead is paler than the rest of their face due to extended exposure to the sun while wearing a beret.

"Dude, Nick has some serious beret burn from being out in the sun all day."

by omgitsbrittie May 3, 2009

burning bungus

A spicy, burning bowel movement that is a consequence of eating spicy foods.

“You’ll get the burning bungus after eating these wings!”

by Abcdefg69 January 20, 2021

affection burn

When you accidentally hurt your partner or yourself while trying to give them a cuddle !

Reaching in for a cuddle and bending back their hand or fingers.

Or scraping toenails against their skin.

Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !

I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.

by WeiHaiWei March 1, 2014

Bung Burn

Painful burning and stinging of the bung hole. Usually a result of explosive, liquid shits.

I’ve been on the shitter most of the morning. I got bung burn.

This bung burn has my ass like steak tartare. That ring is tender.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

wankers burn

wankers burn is not unlike a chinese burn, it happens when your straight up and down action developes a slight sidewards twist , thus causing surface errosion of the penis , can be treated by using a splint made out of ice lolly sticks and cotton wool dipped in linseed oil and tar , leave on for a couple of weeks and bobs your uncle good as new and ready for the next round, wankers burn support groups are available ,

doc wats the cure for wankers burn , a fat chick with the pox

by jizzcannon1 February 21, 2011

Burn one

To smoke a joint or blunt

Man, I had to get out of the house to burn one.

by Masta Rolla July 17, 2013