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dong bender

Derogatory term for a homosexual male. Alludes to possible bending of the penis when having difficulting penetrating the anus during sodomy intercourse.
"Yeah, I saw that gay bar the other night. Those guys are all a bunch of dong benders."
by Shem May 15, 2003
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Bender

1. The act of having a severe bend at the ankles while playing hockey. Usually developed after years of being dangled or at the beginning of a hockey career. Cures are a secure ankle tap at your local Walgreenz.
"I was going to practice with the AAA kids today, but last time they took my ankle harness and shot pucks at me because I'm a bender
by Bender22 November 30, 2006
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YouTube Bender

Typically happens really late at night, often after coming home drunk, you find yourself watching video after video on YouTube.
Dave: What the fuck happened last night?
Sid: I don't know. I blacked out somewhere between Keenan Cahill and Josh Groban singing Kanye's tweets. YouTube Bender.
by KeenanKanye January 18, 2011
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Spaghetti Bender

Spaghetti Bender is a slang name for an Italian person -
Similar to Wap , Dago, Guinae
Gina is Dating another Italian guy ?
Yeah she really likes those spaghetti benders
by Mmaley May 8, 2018
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bendantic

1. To be a very pompous person who likes to wear plaid button up shirts with the sleeves rolled up, leather shoes, and fancy watches.

2. To be a male with any name that enjoys crossing their legs when the sit (girl style), has a strange fetish for cats, and uses really big words, thinking that it will impress women. Also, this person likes to swear at inanimate objects, such as sandwich meat and stairs, calling them mean, inappropriate names.

3. Derived from the word "pendantic"
1. "Dude you are so bendantic, rockin' that plaid shirt and leather sketchers"

2. "Why do you you cross your legs and like cats so much? Did you just swear at my door? You are soooooo bendantic."
by TAGod April 25, 2011
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xanax bender

An extended period of excessive, recreational usage of the popular anxiety medication xanax, typically lasting for several days, though in some cases much longer. These benders are marked by short- and long-term memory loss, blackouts, binge eating, exhaustion, slurred speech, lowered inhibitions, impaired decisionmaking abilities, and bizarre behavior.
Bro, that xanax bender was so insane, I don't remember anything that happened the entire weekend!

After waking up naked in the woods behind his dorm, Jim knew the xanax bender had gone too far, yet he felt powerless to stop it.
by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009
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Bender

1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!
by ..WiL July 15, 2008
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