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Andres

A Colombian crack dealer who supplies the world with cocaine. also invented cockain
Andres gave me cocaine for my birthday
by wahooku May 6, 2023
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Andre

The type of guy you would want as your best friend, he is very sweet and outgoing, and he will be their for you for anything
Girl - He is so sweet, who is he?
Me- Oh that's Andre he is very, very sweet!
by crackheadhour13 October 28, 2019
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Andres

He has a small cock and likes to be a milf and lap dance for his cousin in Cuba
by THE GOD OF RAT May 30, 2019
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Andre

Andre is the dumbest mother fucker you’ll ever meet, he thinks he's cool but he’s a dick for brains. Andre most likely works out because he has no real friends that want to hangout with him because he’s that much of a dick. Andre is probably lonely constantly and has no communication skills
Girl: Andre you’re such a weirdo

Andre: Stfu w*gger

Boy: Dude she was flirting with you

Andre: Idc bully or be bullied
by anonymous January 8, 2022
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Andres

Sexy Chilean boy with no ass. He might come off as white and in all honesty he is but he also has that good Hispanic side. He is very artistic and he also knows his way around the world. Educated and sophisticated but doesn't flaunt it. He truly is a catch.
"OMG! I want to marry ANDRES!!!!"

"Does Andres even speak spanish?"

"Wait... You're not white???"
by KellyPowers May 31, 2019
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Andres

a spanish/american guy that just by one look you can fall in love with, sexy with the waves baby boy be looking so fresh. So handsome he is very quiet but it’s like

we think alike.

confusing yea
my son going be name andres !
by aaa320real April 10, 2020
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