Left-handed Sponge

A product that has been over-engineered for a too specific purpose. A product is usually considered to be a left-handed sponge when it is marketed with a very specific purpose, yet another cheaper generic multi-purpose product can easily be used in its place.

Did you get some chain lube for your bike? Nah, it's a left-handed sponge. I just use WD-40.

by seanmft April 23, 2014

Sponge-Bob Squarepants

The great dank yellow-one

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...Sponge-Bob Squarepants"

by CHIP!! June 8, 2018

spong

A water pipe a.k.a. Bong specifically designed to smoke Crystal Meth.

Did you see uncle Shadys new Spong he was smoking with? He's gonna be tweaking for a tweek or two!

by Oregon_Stoner-420 February 21, 2021

Cum-sponge

Used when referring to a girl who has a lot of unprotected sexual adventures.

"Gwendoline has become quite the cum-sponge as of late"
"You will be my cum-sponge for a 24 hour period"

by th3piedpiper April 19, 2016

Sponge

Sponge is another type of Dave

Your such a sponge

by VAM892 March 19, 2024

Sponge-bobbed

When a person soaks a sponge in semen and slaps someone in the face with it.

Lastnight my buddy Bob was asleep at my house and i Sponge-bobbed him

by Mellybell1989 January 25, 2021

Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)

a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.

by Sam Saw March 30, 2017