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Sponge

v. Meaning your mental function is not normal (dumb, slow, special, retarded, stupid, etc.)
a. You sponge as fuck.

b. Stop being a sponge.

c. Get yo sponge ass out my face.
by Sam Saw March 30, 2017
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Fully Sponged

The feminine counter to the male term "Bricked Up". A female is "Sponged up" or "Fully Sponged" when the capacity for internal wetness has reached it ultimate saturation point due to experiencing something enticing or arousing.
"Brooke, I can barely watch the new season of the Bachelor without getting fully Sponged up!"
by GH0xSTED August 8, 2023
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Word Sponge

Someone who, when participating in a conversation, chooses to say little no words, generally because they have nothing interesting to contribute.
That guy was a real word sponge, he didn't say a single thing.
by The Word Sponge August 28, 2015
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sponge-out

Verb:

When someone falls asleep/passes out at a social gathering before the night has started. Typically at an event that involves drinking alcohol.

It should be noted that sponging-out rarely requires a blackout from drinking too much alcohol. It usually occurs after being in the drowsy state from drinking 2-3 beers after a long day.
Before the party even started, I saw my buddy sponge-out around 9pm.
by Ox Enthusiast May 12, 2025
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Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"
by FoffTim October 16, 2017
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Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.
by Sandypearle January 13, 2023
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squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.
“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge
by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018
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