A man with a cock so big when he walks on the beach, people think a snake is following him. The acient gods coward in wake of his massive cock. They offered bananas to satisfy the beast. He who posses the burden of DK dick is to be forever along in fear he would split a potential mate.
by Big Aus April 27, 2018
if you have a Riley in your life you will be instantly cured from depression just ask her and boom your heeled she is very good at strangling people and being annoying in class but keep her safe cause she is the best person ever.
she also has ADHD so you will be distracted by her but you know its all good
she also has ADHD so you will be distracted by her but you know its all good
by rileyt__________ August 08, 2019
When you have the best partner (romantically or platonically) in the whole universe, you call them Wifey Riley.
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by GoxyFrandpa February 21, 2017
Riley is the type of guy that has no self control over his warts that crawl over his body. They walk all over him just like Emily walked over him.
He is a simple and confused man, has a personality similar to a frog. His personal traits include shagging slags and taking tren. He hopes to one day start paying bills and maybe, just maybe find a girl who doesn’t leave him for a alberto belsam hair gel using chip fat troll.
He is a simple and confused man, has a personality similar to a frog. His personal traits include shagging slags and taking tren. He hopes to one day start paying bills and maybe, just maybe find a girl who doesn’t leave him for a alberto belsam hair gel using chip fat troll.
by SHLONG DONG March 11, 2023