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Gangsta Jessica

Someone who goes through drive thrus they didnt order from & ask for plastic spoons &/or condiments to go with their prior non existent purchase.
Fuck dude we forgot plastic spoons & we are so far away.

Gangsta Jessica that shit at the next drive thru you see dawg.

You sho right.
by MistaD3 February 4, 2018
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jessica._.clawthorne

a super cool tiktoker who posts a lot of anphiba and toh content
person a : did you know that jessica._.clawthorne uses all pronouns?
person b: yes i knew i am glad you know as well
by coolasavintagecassette July 8, 2021
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Jessica Robbie

If you found the first one this is a part 2

Jessica this is the most gold digger trash girl ever if you see her than say nothing and show two middle fingers if she attacks than stand in a Teachers sight as she can’t attack don’t be surprised if she has a gun in astrailia. If so than run and take a picture for evidence she was kicked out of a school ofs with a habit of reports of drug with no evidence yet and a use of phone and gangsters up with her simp to bully people she has friends but all of them hate her as she bullied her friends friend
Jessica Robbie is a person that only if you simp her you are ok
by the man with the sex December 27, 2021
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Jessica Alba

By far, one of the most attractive women that have blessed the earth. At the tender age of 12, she was cast on to the movie "Camp Nowhere". Eventually, within time, she landed roles on the short-lived Dark Angel (2 seasons aired) and had become one famous attractive lady. In the year of 2003, she was cast in the hip-hop dance flick "Honey", which in my honest opinion, you should only watch because Jessica Alba is in it. Everything else pretty much sucks. More recently, she has done Sin City and Fantastic Four in which many more men have begun to savor the lust of Jessica Alba. From what has been portrayed in magazines, Jessica Alba is a very sweet, caring girl that stands on her own two feet and does what she wants.

If I may also add, from such a disappointment as Honey (it was sure to ruin her carreer) Ms. Alba had recovered from the wreck, which is a very hard, if not hardest task to accomplish in all the abundance of Hollywood there is. So if you're reading this, Ms. Alba, my props go out to you.
George: HOLY COW BILL! If I ever meet Jessica Alba, I would gently kiss her on the cheek.

Bill: Are you serious? That's it? Knowing all these perverted 10-18 year old boys, I'd figure you'd do a whole lot more. I guess that makes you a GENTLEMAN.
by Fiel August 26, 2005
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Jessica Stroup

(b. 1986-10-23) 22-year old actress born in Anderson, South Carolina who plays Erin Silver on the fourth edition of the "Beverly Hills, 90210" franchise, 90210 on The CW. She also starred in films such as "The Hills Have Eyes II" , "This Christmas", "School for Scoundrels", and "Prom Night". She also was in notable commercials for Dentyne and Honda.
Did you know that Silver in her teenaged years on 90210 was played by Jessica Stroup?
by WM86 December 17, 2008
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