A euphamism for smoking weed.
by xephelion December 9, 2004
Get the playing cardsmug. A reason why I don't watch Yu-Gi-Oh!
Heart of the cards?Woah,musta had to many cold ones last night,Yugi..
Heart of the cards?Woah,musta had to many cold ones last night,Yugi..
"IF I BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS,I CAN DO ANYTHING!Except kiss a girl..they don't like my hair"
by TheWiggidy October 10, 2003
Get the heart of the cardsmug. by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007
Get the negro cardmug. phrase used in defensive argument to counteract the "racist card". no real meaning other than defense to annoying black chicks who like to mouth off and call you a racist just because you have less melanin, but can get skin cancer easier
Black (afrian american) chick: "You callin' me a gold-digga cuz I'm black. You racist! You racist wite bitch!"
Me: "Girl, grow up and don't pull the racist card on me or I'll pull the obama card on you"
Me: "Girl, grow up and don't pull the racist card on me or I'll pull the obama card on you"
by yourmothersgotleprocy August 15, 2010
Get the obama cardmug. Smoking shards (crystal meth) while playing cards. Made famous by a kid named Reid who does too many drugs!
by Methhead92 July 3, 2005
Get the shards and cardsmug. A person that rarely carries cash and routinely pays with a card.
A card-wanker will usually insist that the benefits of not carrying cash justify their 'card-wanker' status but this is a fallacy.
Card wankers will generally need to go to the cash point before nights out or when purchasing items from places that don't accept cards but will typically only draw enough to cover what they think they will spend which is usually slighly less than they actually need resulting in a second visit to the ATM.
A card-wanker will usually insist that the benefits of not carrying cash justify their 'card-wanker' status but this is a fallacy.
Card wankers will generally need to go to the cash point before nights out or when purchasing items from places that don't accept cards but will typically only draw enough to cover what they think they will spend which is usually slighly less than they actually need resulting in a second visit to the ATM.
Example 1
Paul: Why is it that there always a queue at the checkout when you're in a rush?
Dave: Yeah, I know.
Paul: And the guy in front of me always turns out to be a card wanker.
Dave: I'm paying on card.
Paul: Why?
Dave: I don't have any cash on me.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
Example 2
Paul: Anyone up for a pint after work?
Dave: Yeah, I'll go but I need to go to the ATM first.
Paul: It's a pint, It'll cost you less that a fiver.
Dave: I don't have any cash.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
Paul: Why is it that there always a queue at the checkout when you're in a rush?
Dave: Yeah, I know.
Paul: And the guy in front of me always turns out to be a card wanker.
Dave: I'm paying on card.
Paul: Why?
Dave: I don't have any cash on me.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
Example 2
Paul: Anyone up for a pint after work?
Dave: Yeah, I'll go but I need to go to the ATM first.
Paul: It's a pint, It'll cost you less that a fiver.
Dave: I don't have any cash.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
by cptchopper79 March 18, 2012
Get the Card-Wankermug. ID CARD/ID
A card used to identify a person. An ID card can be a driver's license, a passport, or any other card that has that sort of information.
Cards you can use for identification can have your name, age/ birthdate, address, height, hair color, eye color, a picture, and some helpful information for emergancies (ie phone #, car you drive, etc.)
ID cards are used for things like getting into clubs, proving that your old enough to drink, etc.
A card used to identify a person. An ID card can be a driver's license, a passport, or any other card that has that sort of information.
Cards you can use for identification can have your name, age/ birthdate, address, height, hair color, eye color, a picture, and some helpful information for emergancies (ie phone #, car you drive, etc.)
ID cards are used for things like getting into clubs, proving that your old enough to drink, etc.
ALL NAMES THAT ARE USED ARE JUST RANDOM NAMES, THEY ARE NO SPECIFIC PERSON
1. Jenna went to a club, the bouncer needed to see her ID card since she looked younger than 21, even though she was already 24.
2. Addie was going on a trip to Japan, when she got to the airport she needed to show them an ID card to make sure she was who she claimed to be. So she showed them her passport as a form of ID.
3. Brigid, a 13 yr old, asked for a Strawberry Daiquiri. The waiter thought she was older than 13, he actually thought she was anywhere from 16-25 yrs old, and that she wanted an alcoholic drink, so he asked her for ID. Then Brigid said, "I don't have an ID card, I'm 13!"
The waiter said, "Sorry, I thought you were between the ages of 16 and 25!"
(Example 3 is a true story)
1. Jenna went to a club, the bouncer needed to see her ID card since she looked younger than 21, even though she was already 24.
2. Addie was going on a trip to Japan, when she got to the airport she needed to show them an ID card to make sure she was who she claimed to be. So she showed them her passport as a form of ID.
3. Brigid, a 13 yr old, asked for a Strawberry Daiquiri. The waiter thought she was older than 13, he actually thought she was anywhere from 16-25 yrs old, and that she wanted an alcoholic drink, so he asked her for ID. Then Brigid said, "I don't have an ID card, I'm 13!"
The waiter said, "Sorry, I thought you were between the ages of 16 and 25!"
(Example 3 is a true story)
by Bboops23 November 7, 2004
Get the ID Cardmug.