Brian Slade

The androgynous, sexy, self-destructive glam rock superstar that happens to be the main character in Todd Haynes' movie Velvet Goldmine. That's what you get when you mix 75% David Bowie and 25% Dorian Gray. Also known as his stage alter-ego Maxwell Demon. Played by beautiful Jonathan Rhys Meyers.

Bowie fan: Isn't David Bowie awesome?
"Velvet Goldmine" fan: Yeah, but I prefer Brian Slade.
Bowie fan: Erm, that guy doesn't exist, he's just a bad copy of Ziggy Stardust.
"V. G." fan: I don't care, he's freaking awesome!

by Rashi101 November 16, 2010

brian kemp

Someone who blatantly cheats right in front of you and then accuses you of cheating.

Did you see that dude pull a brian kemp at Scrabble yesterday? What a stinky dollop of santorum!

by glarbl blarbl November 7, 2018

Dirty Brian

The act of inserting a whole roll of Soothers cough sweets into your anus.

Sideways.

Hey wanna match me Dirty Brian this bitch?

by OhShitItsDavidBLAIN December 18, 2010

Brian Fisher

A huge shit on a 100 dollar bill which is then given to a fast food drive thru teller in exchange for food.

Drivin tru a drive thru, you then hand a brian fisher to the lady, most likely you will have the cops called

by Mr. MIKE LOWRY July 8, 2009

pulling a brian

missing in action (MIA) for hours or days at a time

not answering calls and or falling asleep when you have made plans, thats pulling a brian

by djsfx November 3, 2012

brian fart

Another term for brain fart

Hal: FUCK I DID A BRIAN FART
Bob: A brian fart?
Hal: FUCK I MEANT BRAIN FART
Steve: Too late, it's brian fart now.

by confuqed July 13, 2020

bloody brian

Bloody Brian is an englishman that has typically escaped the motherland to hunt for sexy women and eat delicious food elsewhere in the world.
When Bloody Brian gets drunk he loves telling everyone how much he loves them.
Bloody Brian has deep and meaningful thoughts.
Bloody Brian as a gigantic cock

Bloody Brian - What a lad

by The W0nderful Wizard of 0z January 31, 2019