new

literally what this post is

you're not new trying to be original

by Alsssalsa May 4, 2019

New York ranger

An annoying little shit

That guy is a New York Ranger

by Screwtherangers420 June 1, 2024

New American Dream

Three hots (meals) and a cot (bed).

I wanted a mansion overlooking a bay, but now that I'm broke, homeless, and fucked-up, I'd settle for three hots and a cot, my New American Dream.

by Daily Planet Reporter August 28, 2012

Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

new england

the best state: out of fifty. where turning signals and blinkas, sprinkles are jimmies, a round a bout is a rotary and the yankees suck ass.

where do u live?
new england
oh got u

by snoopdawgio December 6, 2018

New York Sober

When an individual does not smoke marijuana, but partakes in any and all other substancew.

- "Do you smoke weed?"
- "No, I'm New York Sober... I'll take a bump though!"

by Shnrx June 20, 2024

Newed-up

Used to describe a person when they totally change their look, usually for the better.

Is that Josie?? Jeez, she's all newed-up!"
"Maybe she went on that MADE show from MTV..."

by heather-feather June 28, 2008