Surface Friends 

The state of being non-exclusive

State of being friends for only appearance and other social events i.e. Little 500 Weekend or Weekly lunches

Not to be confused with the antonym :Friends

Duties-
-No phone calls
-Only waving when necessary

-Sitting together ONLY when mutual friends are present
-Minimal text messaging

-Having alternate schedules
-Non-acknowledgment at social events, parties, movie nights, study groups, probates, malls, kiosk, etc.
-Always provide proof and reason for your "Surface-necessity Friendship"

Boy: We're just Surface Friends, but if you're not doing any thing wanna go to the doctor with me?

Girl: No thanks, because we're just "surface friends" and thats over stepping my SF responsibilities

Boy:Trust! you were the last person I asked

Girl: Of-course because we're just Surface Friends

Surface Friends by The Orignal "Surface Friend" April 26, 2010

frender

Fry and Bender, a winning combination.

Frender: Frender Frender Frender!

frender by cuntniggerfaggotbitchnegro September 21, 2013

friends without benefits

A relationship in which two friends are practically dating but there are no sexual benefits.

"I took her to Earth last night---after we had dinner with her parents. And prom's next week."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."

friends without benefits by amadeus1985 June 12, 2009

Frieda

Frieda is a funny cheeky girl

Frieda is cool

Frieda by 🐒 July 27, 2017

Deep Fried 

A person, usually a female of South Indian descent, who is a complete tryhard and teacher's pet. Their hair is so oily that they appear "deep fried". Not necessarily intelligent, but always try to be or act like they are smart. Their presence can be signaled by a motion similar to that of frying French Fries at McDonalds. There are many varieties, including "Stir Fried," "Sizzlahs" and "Crusties," all with varying ethinicities and oiliness.

Man, the Ghost is SO deep fried!

Deep Fried by Beekman Squad September 25, 2016

friends 

no such thing. fictional creatures from mars.

dude i have a lot of friends

friends by nathanael tompkins February 10, 2008

friendaversary 

The aniversary of being friends with a person.

NOTE: This only works if you remember the exact date you met

Rosalie: Ohmigosh!!!
Alice: What???
Rosalie: What day is it??
Alice: The nineth, why?
Rosalie: It's our friendaversary!!! We have known eachother for one year today!!!!

friendaversary by Pointeshoejen May 9, 2009