soft double

The act of staffing two shifts in one day, when one shift is significantly shorter than the other.

Milkbird: "Hey can you work a double?"
Vince: "Only if its a soft double BAYBAYYY!"

by ThesecretBG September 24, 2016

Double header

The act of sleeping with 2 different people in one 24 period

"I just had a double header with 2 different chicks today"

by Vacavillen December 21, 2017

Sloppy Double

In a cuckholding situation, the cuck and the other man perform double penetration on a woman. Once both have finished to completion, the cuck is made to perform oral sex on the woman, and suck the cum from her vagina and anus.

Damn, my mouth is still salty from that sloppy double last night.

by HemorrhoidOnHumanity'sAsshole March 12, 2021

double-great-cousin-aunt

Daughter of their great-grandparent’s full sibling with the other great-grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-great-cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Northern Idaho Double Ejection

When you ejaculate and vomit simultaneously.

Dude! I was so drunk in Couer d'Alene last night that I pulled the ole' Northern Idaho double ejection all over Saydee!

by Montel W February 12, 2024

Double-double

When 2 coffee-loving Canucks with vulvas have a double ended dildo inserted into each of their pinks and the stinks.

Hey Sarah, after we finish drinking these Timmies double doubles, do you think you’ll want to double-double these double ended dildos with me? Double.

by Esbébé November 8, 2020

Double dump

When you Cleveland steam a girl then break up with her immediately after

Chad: I double dumped Lisa last night.

Mike: that must have been a messy one

by Dirty mike & the boyz June 13, 2022