Trump is shit

Flush it down the toilet, done.

Trump is shit. No more Trump

by Suklaa December 8, 2020

Chris Shit

When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decides to watch Netflix or videos on the toilet.

Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.

by Andwe May 31, 2018

shit parker

Someone that has parked their vehicle in such a manner either consuming additional parking spaces or generally in a dickhead way.

i.e. You see that Shit Parker over there? He's using up 4 spaces! Let's take a picture and post it to the appropriate FaceBook page to shame him.

by ShitParkersOfYukon June 7, 2014

Shits Raw

The title of the new Saints Row Reboot

A: hey, have you seen the trailer for the new Saints Row? That reboot really sucks.
B: yea, it should be called Shits Raw

by ナカVÆLON September 7, 2021

Glamour shit

A glamour shot like photo taken during a bowel movement. Properly done, the facial expression will look content and Mona Lisa like.

As Bronson took his glamour shit, he appeared to be completely content with the world.

by Dome ass March 13, 2019

storm of shit

Noun the ensuing carnage of what could be the worst fuck up of your life, anything that is almost as bad as a literal hurricane of fecal matter, a chaotic event that stinks big time, also see; shitstorm

"I went to public schools"
"what a storm of shit"

by LordFreezaBeeza September 19, 2014

Shit shifting

When you have to take a shit so bad you shift around to a position where it doesn’t feel like shit is going to pool out of you unintentionally

Chris: “I HAVE TO POO SO BAD ITS ABOUT TO COME OUT OF ME RIGHT NOW”

Also Chris: “oh wait. If I shit shift real fast I’m in a better position. I now don’t feel like I’m about to dookie my pants :)”

“Man shit shifting is such a gift”

by Nukemars April 8, 2023