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National Express Your Feelings Day

Me: dude it’s national express your feelings day
Him: no please no dude
Me: sorry, but you have to
December 3rd, AKA National Express Your Feelings Day is the day you have to express your feelings to your crush.
by Allah hajah December 2, 2019
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National suck some dick day

An annual event that occurs on July 18th ,where you can suck as much dick as you like even if it’s someone you don’t know. Have fun !
Kyle: yoooo I cant wait for july 18th

Rob: why what’s so special about July 18th ?!
Kyle: didn’t you hear ? It’s national suck some dick day!
Rob: wait really !!
Kyle: yep and I’ve got my eye on polly,she gives the best head .
Rob: dude...Polly’s my girl
by Handlemycheesekaren July 1, 2020
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National don’t talk to Griffith day

April 27 is National don’t talk to Griffith day. Ignore all his texts, calls, snapchats, and if you see him in person don’t speak to him. If he speaks to you pretend you can not hear him.
Del- “hey Emma wanna FaceTime Griffith later?”
Emma- “NO, it is National don’t talk to Griffith day!”
by griffithanddel April 26, 2020
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National ANAL JEOB WELCH DAY

Anal all the jeob welches our there
National anal jeob Welch day is great for taking something and analIng jeob with it because he’s gay
by ShortGiraffe292 November 1, 2019
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National Beat your Dick Day

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.
Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.
by PeePeeMaster I steal your dick December 9, 2021
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On May 11th you hold hands with your boo, baby, or whatever u call them and make their day
Hey babe, its national hold hands with boo day
*holds hands*

*Smiles*
Hey
by pieroseyyyy June 4, 2018
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basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A
Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than ‘National Eat Your Dog Day’

Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about ‘National Give A Teacher Head Day
by lenauchiha September 24, 2019
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