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knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
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the top of my back itches

Babe: The top of my back itches..
Boyfriend: Let's go to the bedroom I know your horny...
by MythicalBeastbox September 17, 2016
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Get back with your ex day

March 6th is national get back with your ex day. You know you want them!
“Hey what’s today?” “Oh you know! National get back with your ex day!”
by ultraman20000 March 6, 2021
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back back double catch

The action of swinging your penis and balls between your legs and catching between your bum cheeks.
Did you see Dom’s back back double catch the other day?
by Dorkess January 14, 2024
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Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.
She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.
by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025
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It's back to carpets for you.

The famous line Top Gear presenter James May said against Saudi Arabians.
Jeremy: So if you're watching this in Saudi Arabia, *wheeze*

James: It's back to carpets for you.
by randombeans June 11, 2022
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