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Cat

I don't like sushi, so I'll just order the cat chow-mane instead.
by stupidpsycho7 May 13, 2018
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Cat

They are nice animals with cute eyes. And a massive cock ;)
OHH LOOK THERE IS A CAT THAT IS GONNA FUCK YOU
by CATPERFECT May 5, 2022
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Cat

by Hotpotato05 April 7, 2020
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Cat twinkle

That wry and defiant look on your feline's face after it has just crept into your bedroom and done the most vicious shit underneath your duvet.
Dear, Fat Freddy just gave me the cat twinkle look....a loud piercing scream is heard from upstairs and Geoffrey's suspicion was proved correct again.
by Erection Manifesto August 7, 2019
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cat war

a conflict between two housemates owning separate cats, brought on by these cats not getting along. Aggressions range from petty arguments between roommates, to outright forcing one roommate to pay a hefty vet bill due because their cat gave the other person's cat fleas.
Dude, I'm sorry my cat Snuggles pissed all over your cat Tigger's food dish, but do we really have to get into a cat war over this?
by catmaster8675309 August 22, 2018
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Black Cat

A fun, older to elderly black man that has a lot of spunk, pizazz, funk, and soul. A man that people can trust and look up to. A man that often tells jokes to keep the mood alive. A man that is respected. A man that resembles a cat in the sense that he is loving and sweet to those that treat him well, however, can be vicious towards those that are a threat to him or his community.
That tough old man Johnson, that ol'Black Cat.
Oooo that man is a fine ol'Black Cat.
by The-floofer-lover December 26, 2023
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indoor cat

indoor cats are the vaginas of people who do not want to have sexual relations outside, outdoor cats are vaginas that will have sex outside
i’m not going to have sex while hiking, i have an indoor cat.
by gettwiggywithit March 12, 2025
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