I heard Jason was calling your life Ross. Yeah he was so I said to him "Jason why are you calling my life by weighing every parcel individually you Chi c**t!!!"
by blondeboy69 January 25, 2017
Get the calling your lifemug. by asdfghjkl;)8cookies September 2, 2013
Get the Lifemug. An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).
"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."
by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016
Get the Dinosaur on life supportmug. 
by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020
Get the Lifemug. The act of, or feeling like one is going to vomit following a horrible situation such as witnessing a tragic death or catastrophic event.
The paramedic pulled a dead four year old from her meth addicted mother's crashed vehicle. The paramedic proceeded to life-vomit.
by rontgen March 3, 2019
Get the life-vomitmug. <Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>
<Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
Get the <Ambidextrous>Yo, `~`Rightie's`~`Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"<Ambidextrous>mug.