true king

Something a bogan calls himself to make him feel better for having a shitty life.

Hey! True king here!

by John Anderson 1 April 27, 2025

king Kona

King Kona is a guy who gets business done, a guy who is the big swinging dick of a future company, a guy who will never back down, a guy who keeps going no matter what stands in his way,

Hey bro, watch out king Kona is coming

Hey, don’t mess around with king Kona… you don’t want his wrath,

by freshmen gang December 8, 2023

The Feminist King

literally me

I AM THE FEMINIST KING
"ARE YA CUCKIN ME, YA BETTER NOT TURN ME INTO A CUCK YA HEAR"

by Uga Dooga Woo April 10, 2024

soldier poet king

A song by The Oh Hellos.

A:"did you take the 'Soldier Poet King' personality test? I got King. "

B: " Yeah, I did! I got Soldier!"

by luz necead July 28, 2023