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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
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Fat ting

Fat ting is the term used to describe something that is greater in size as compared to something else.
im feeling getting a fat ting tv
by notoriousROY November 29, 2011
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Fats The Block

That nigga from the trap house. 1992 Trapper of The Year.
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Who? That nigga Fats The Block?
by Dat Nigga Named Rico October 11, 2011
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big fat nigga

this big fat nigga just stole my fried chicken
by xx48 October 12, 2023
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Default fat

An excuse that an overweight person such might make when asked about their body
Matthew - “I’m default fat, this is how my body’s always been
by Wertwarrior October 14, 2023
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But is his cock fat though?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
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fat

an inside joke using the word “fat” to refer to something that is stupid or retarded. it could also be used to refer to a skinny or anorexic person.
charlie, your mom died last night.”
“ugh, that’s so fat.”

“i weigh 50 pounds and im 14”
“you’re so fat”
by ashycheeks October 22, 2023
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