Double-Cucked

-- to be punished, bullied, or screwed over twice for the same reason/no reason

Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.

by DemonEngineer November 1, 2018

Double dick

When you lose a fantasy football matchup and your favourite NFL football team both lose during the same week

Jay: I need Greg Olsen to score me 20 points or I’m going to suffer another double dick this year

Jon: ya the Colts got pumped

by Herbert4Life November 6, 2018

Double-Green

In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.

Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"

by GreenieBoy69 July 14, 2017

double-dipping brewsloth

A person in any setting where coffee is being self served and they RE-USE coffee grinds to brew the next pot.

I caught Gunther making a new pot of coffee with the old grinds! Gunther is such a double-dipping brewsloth.

by TKx2 July 13, 2017

Double hand grenade

When you put a fist in a girls ass and vagina. You then spread out your fingers while inside of her and make an explosion noise. While making the explosion noise you pull your hands out as quickly as possible.

I gave that bitch a double hand grenade then dropped her off at the hospital. The doctor said that she won't walk correctly for weeks.

by Brotner August 14, 2017

Double Fistception

The act of fisting someone with both fists through the vagina and asshole and giving yourself a fistbump during the process.

John: Hey Georgia, later you and me going to do a little double fistception later?

Georgia: I can't, I had Taco Bell earlier. Maybe some other time when I don't have the runs.

by Allybama July 28, 2017

Double Barrel

When you fuck up in a completely and easily avoidable manner

"The patient was injured severely in a chainsaw juggling competition, he really double barreled it this time"

by BigOleDirtyDirty August 1, 2017