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John J

Such A dumbass who catfishes everyone. His parents will send him to other people's houses and earn money by sex.
"Hey, John James Wanna have Sex tonight"
"Hey, i need some condoms, John James"
by Alina Rose November 24, 2021
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John

John is a musty sun of a bitch. He constantly reeks and smells like BO. John is also the type of guy to have a micro cock, he uses Mayo to masturbate.
by Jacob18585929 November 24, 2021
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John Waynin it

Not brushing your teeth in the morning. "To just sattle up and ride"
"John waynin it today? Just sattle up and ride huh?
by ByPH October 20, 2015
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John Burger

A slur for Ugly white people ( Caucasians and those of the white race ).
"Look at that john burger at dick's sporting good's"
"Yeah fucking whitey!"
by cetifiedslurinator April 4, 2022
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John Racism

John Racism, the inventor of racism, grew up in Mobile, Alabama, in the early 1700s. One day he stumbled across his very first black person and was fascinated at the pigment in their skin. From that day forward he dedicated his life to hating everyone based on the color of their skin and he made it known that in his mind, people with the same white skin as him, her higher in status then every other skin color. The people of his hometown all loved this idea due to them also having white skin. The word quickly spread amongst the white world and this amassed something of a cult following for John. To honor his name, the action of hating someone based off their color garnered his last name “Racism”. Although John may not have known it at the time, he would go on to have the biggest impact on this world, splitting it into a war of which race would end up on top.
Aaron: “Racism is such a bizarre concept, if it wasn’t for John Racism, I would have been felt more comfortable with the color of my skin”

Carlos: “Hell no! John Racism was a badass, I love being able to say racial slurs and feel better about myself because of my white skin!”
by Saucy Spoon December 12, 2023
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John Harrolson

An incredibly horny man. Derived from the song "John Harrolson, John Harrolson" which tells the story of a perverted soldier.
Man 1: Hey, did that guy just cheat on a 10/10?
Man 2: Yeah, he's just a John Harrolson.
by Stonewallism November 5, 2018
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John (douglas)

John is a very tall, athletic, and strong guy
He enjoys going on adventures, and stepin out da krib, most importantly he be spinin the ops blokk, besides that John's a very good friend who helps out when I need
Take a look at this example with John (douglas) in it
John: yo naa bra u good

Zion: no bru the opps js fukin stole all my chicken
John: oh wrd bet I gochu bra I got 20$ let's go to KFC

Zion: thank u John!
by Douglasonaspot_ November 19, 2023
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