2%

2% represents the percentage of people who become addicted to drugs that get and stay clean the rest of their lives.

Only 2% of drug addicts will stay sober until they die. The other 98% will relapse.

Grandpa was an addict when he was younger, but once he got clean he never went back. He was part of the 2%.

by Dmp23 December 6, 2021

2 Fingers Up

Man or Woman who wants to get fucked by the same gender.

Did you see how he put 2 Fingers Up? How gay.

by NaethingSin May 26, 2022

2/5 Artillery

1. Rock Hard Battalion

Faithful and True
2.Oldest and best damn Artillery unit in the United States Army.

Don't mess with 2/5 Artillery! They will level your entire grid square and impregnate your daughter!

by Artysill September 18, 2018

chorale 2

The song in band class that you play over and over again on YouTube because you can’t remember how it goes. Or used to annoy a band teacher daily

“Guys I think we should listen to Chorale 2 again”
Band teacher-“why”

by Crybabytree February 25, 2022

Ted 2 poo

A way of rejection

Sorry I Ted 2 poo like you

by Sushi’s July 22, 2025

C 2

Someone who steals granola bars. Usually pretends to be friends with someone, only to then force them to hand over their granola bars.

Person 1: My friend took the granola bar from my lunchbox again!

Person 2: I told you she was a C 2

by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 8, 2021

2 flusha

When ur poop way to big for one flush so u have to use two to get that baby down the tubes

2 flusha breaks the boundaries of language. can be used in any country.

Damn son, i just laid a 2 flusha.

by flushaguy November 12, 2019