Fuck off Friday

The day of the work week in which one plans for the weekend and does anything except work on that Friday.

"Jake, I'm struggling to get this proposal finished."

Jake: "why are you working on that today? It's fuck off Friday!!"

by JRich2009! April 21, 2023

Shut The Fuck Off

American slang, mixed met.

An uncivilized amalgamation of especially vulgar insults, designed for maximum, venomous impact.

“Where is my rent, deadbeat slob?”

“Shut the fuck off, townie. You can’t do shit.”

by Dbag Jones December 16, 2022

off me head

Extremely drunk/high

I was off me head drunk last night

by OmgItsBirdman2017 July 27, 2017

No Jerk off January

A month to purify your soul by avoiding the capital sin of lust.

- Hey dude, have you heard about No Jerk Off January?

- Yeah dude, I am already mentally preparing myself for it.

by Mr. Smarter December 30, 2018

bae-ting off

The act of touching oneself to the thought of their significant other.

My girlfriend has been gone away on business for weeks now, but I still think about her all the time. Especially when I'm bae-ting off at night.

by Obi-Wan-Shinobi June 16, 2018

Sauced off the toss

When you get way too fucked up off the xans and alcohol

“Sauced off the toss feelin like a boss”

by Michael Flex July 17, 2018

69 cum off

Two men participate in a 69 and the first one to cum loses. In order to secure the victory, the other participant must swallow.

“Did you hear Jeff beat Tony in a 69 cum off? He made him nut in 42 seconds!”

by yurrskiii August 31, 2022