John

Someone with smol pp and is sometimes funny
John watches too many memes on facebook
by somone? May 29, 2020
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John

To call someone who gets really angry at something. It is to make them angrier
John is used to make someone angrier when already angry at something
by Johhhnnnn March 09, 2022
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John

Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut

Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!!

Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
by John99901 February 11, 2022
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John is so weird. He looks like a pear. He needs a haircut. He has no hairline. A John would never be kind, even if his life depended on it.
I hate John. He makes me rage!
by MyTerror December 10, 2019
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Someone who plays gta 5 non stop
by Nerd54 April 29, 2020
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John

A big black buff nigga who rapes people named Shogo. He's an academic weapon who's 100 pounds of pure muscle and his dick is 1000 inches big. He can also steal anyone's girl
damn have y'all ever heard of John i heard he can steal yo girl
by big king john November 22, 2023
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John

He is the definition of toxic masculinity

Sorry if your uncles name is John
John is a nice guy with a bad past, John needs to form some self love 🐶 😇😇😇
by Lightswitch1200 November 03, 2021
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