The Great Circus of Life

Life, and it’s many ironic fortunes

“We’re all clowns in the great circus of life”

by sansdrew October 31, 2022

What is life

Idk you ask me

"What is life?" Jimmy asks.
"Go get a job", His mom replied back

by randomGuyInAStreetWearingShirt November 1, 2022

Life

A word similar to that of pain and suffering

Bro life has not been doing me well lately.

You are smoking 5 cigars at once ,your doing yourself bad

Nah man it’s lif- AHGHGAGGHGAGGGAHHHGGAGWGAG life

by Kid Amogus November 2, 2022

ur gay in real life

when someone says biggers and fucks a octopus and fucks me then in the bootty because im gay in real life

ur gay in real life man
yeah please rail me hard

by emotional damage 2.0 November 10, 2022

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022

Half Life

Best fictional masterpiece of all time

"Half life is the best fictional masterpiece of all time"

by Eobix November 13, 2022

Shirk-life balance

The active consideration of your need to relax in relation to your work life. A failure to acknowledge your need to shirk during the working week could lead to unnatural levels of stress and taking yourself dangerously seriously. An increase in nap time while working from home could constitute a positive addition to your shirk-life balance.

'Sorry, I can't take on that task. I've really been working on my shirk-life balance'.

by OGH Savage November 17, 2022