Fart knocker

Fart knocker is an unimportant person.

Alice: Dave is a Metrosexual because he is a Clean Freak and he's always such a Drama Queen. I wonder if there's a word for that?

Jay: Yeah, it's call a Fart Knocker.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Fart on my Apple

To rain on someone’s parade

I hate it when that mother fucking cunt James comes around, he’s always tryin to fart on my Apple

by Lars Honey Toast 2000 November 27, 2019

Fart Framing

When you are at the store with your girl, you hide around the corner so it looks like she's alone in the aisle and you let one rip.

I was at the Big Lots and my bf was fart framing me again. Everybody totally thought I was the one ripping ass.

by PedoBlaster November 28, 2019

Fart jealousy

When you suddenly get the urge to fart in response to someone else’s fart

Damn, Billy’s been ripping ass all day. I’ve got fart jealousy

by Logzbaker November 28, 2019

Lucky Fart

When you have pipe crack in your toilet, you have to fart on your money before you go to the casino.
Untill you can fart on the money bills those are going to be blessed with extra luck so you can play with them safely
with the wild shark slot machine game. And every time when you hit the free game you have to yell GEBO. Trust me, works every time.

Going to bless this stack with my Lucky Fart, because GEBO is life Gebo is love *farts luckily*

by GEBOO March 2, 2019

fart

A terrible smell of methane gas releases from your butt. everyone in the room now hates you. You now stink really badly. are you proud? probably not.

I farted in my bed and now I'm having nightmares

by The big boi bubs March 2, 2019

Great White Fart

Previously known as a "Great White Shark" it is defined as a large aggressive shark of warm seas, with a brownish or gray back, white underparts, and large triangular teeth.

As of Monday March 4th, 2019 – Great white sharks will from here on forth be considered as "Great White Farts" according to research conducted by Echo.

"Wow, what a beautiful photo of a great white fart you took!"

"Look, a great white fart!"

by vrgodly March 4, 2019