Assassins paid by your father (in the Walmart dairy aisle) to murder you in your sleep using various weaponry, usually concealed knives surgically implanted in the hands
by Chrîs November 29, 2022
by thatoneslutthott September 25, 2019
An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.
"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020
An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.
"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020
An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.
"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020
Felis Catus: a generally furry, insolent animal that has too much pride for an animal; born energetic but gradually gets lazier with age .
by Cassius_☺ November 07, 2020