Cheese

Cheese

Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"What?"
Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"I...I don't follow. Why are you saying Cheese?"
Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"...wha-what..."
Person B stares into Person A's eyes
What he sees is indescribable to our mortal minds
What he sees is too beautiful for our reality
What he sees is
Person B:"Cheese"
Person A:"Cheese"
Person B:"Cheese"
Person A:"Cheese"

by Boredeums April 6, 2022

Swedish cheese wedge

An STRV-103 tank that looks like a cheese wedge

Me: Man, he spaded the Swedish cheese wedge, he has no life

by war thunder player February 23, 2024

Beef and Cheese Hot Pocket

When a guy fucks someone with his cock smothered in melted cheese both partners may or may not eat it afterwards

"Baby can we do a beef and cheese hot pocket tonight?"

by Yasmeenesque April 17, 2024

run some cheese

encompasses all the humor

boy #1: Paige, you have to come to the party. Jared wants to run some cheese

Paige: I guess I have to come if it encompasses all the humor

by weberunningcheese June 14, 2018

Cheesing on my Schwonz

To be disrespectful

Guy: -enter insult here-
Other guy: Hey don’t be cheesing on my schwonz

Guy: my bad

by HotdogWater24 March 9, 2024

Kuhn cheese

The cheese in which comes from the vagina crack of a dickhead. It is spread on toast every year in celebration of I'm a dickhead honour day.

Hey bro, I can tell that under all those layers of f**kwitness you have a thick layer of Kuhn cheese..

by Pickle2403 August 19, 2016

Floor Cheese

When a slice or wedge of cheese no longer exists on the countertop/plate planes, and has found refuge on the ground level of a room.

Wow I dropped my cheese...again.

Dude, you're acting like a really stinky floor cheese right now bro.

by quirkyboy November 11, 2021