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sick farts

The farts that go to a sick person's mouth.
I just gave "person with disease" some sick farts and they said, " uhhhhh, I don't feel good." *dies*
by OriginalTreeBOI December 7, 2019
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Gas Farting

When you manipulate a flatulence situation to make your partner believe they, in fact farted when you know it was you.
Honey why are you gas farting me?
by Sinor skeezioli March 16, 2025
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tramp-fart

a very strong, and exeptionally pungent, overpowering fart (not to be mistake with a tramp trump) that is usually a combination of rotten fish (trout and kippers), rotten dog slop, and a tramps mouldy ring piece, though other ingredients can be provided to increase overall strength and power. The fart must be ejected with a high pressure rip to enable the hot beef blast. All of these factors must work in tandem, otherwise it cannot make the grade. A build up of excess gas can generate more boost at the critical moment. Tramp-farts can take up to 72 hours for full brewing potential to occur in the anal brew chamber.
Tramp-farts made headlines tonight as worldwide governments are proposing a new method of mass crown control. Tramp-fart's were first synthesised in 1846 but the chemical formula was made redundant, as other types of stench became more popular. Due to the cheap ingredients needed to generate a unique tramp fart, governments soon realised the potential of unleashing these farts to unspecting enemies as a way of mass fart genocide.

Dialling 911 - Emergeny servies were called to a local football stadium after a tramp gained access through a fire escape exit. The tramp unleased a series of tramp-farts that caused hundreds of people to collape after the ingestion of the extremely pungent power pong. The tramp managed to escape on foot and evaded law enforcment after releasing rapid fart fire at oin
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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Clonely Farts Pub

A mens drinking establishment frequented by slow moving patrons with an outstanding lack of originality.
Hey, don't look for any college kids in there, it's a clonely farts pub, you know, a wrinkle room.
by BubbaHoTep111 August 25, 2010
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Barnyard fart

The smell of a fart or poo that is the result of eating vegan food (example: legume-based chips)
Those legume-based chips gave me barnyard farts
by Dr. Barnyard June 18, 2024
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Fart Mcstinkleton

A fart that stinks but the fart sounds like a sort of gentleman’s fart, kind of a graceful and respectful fart but it still stinks really bad.

It can also mean a funny thing to say randomly usually when you and some others are in awkward silence.

The most used way is an insult, like if someone didn’t do something you asked for them to do, you can say “Bro, you’re such a fart mcstinkleton!”.
No #1. Bro that guy over there did a little fart mcstinkleton and im finna vomit!

No #2. *Awkward silence* Fart Mcstinkleton!

No #3. Bro, why didn’t you do it you fart mcstinkleton?
by WiskaG July 13, 2023
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Doo Doo Fart

"Doo Doo Fart" is a comedic phrase refrencing defecating and farting, similar to the word "Shart".
(Its 2020, and 2 freinds are hanging out)
Friend 1: Say a funny and epic thing
Freind 2: Doo Doo Fart
Freind 1: Ok lets vape
by MACARENA GAMER June 30, 2024
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