by Poop ScoopZ November 23, 2021

A firearm either lacking in quality overall, lacking in aesthetics, or from a manufacturer of ill repute.
"Did you see that Joe just picked up another Poop Shoota? You can't keep him and his welfare checks away from those things!"
by Scientia_Dei October 22, 2022

Poop Factory: a facility in which poop is manufactured, often, the facility is very loose butthole and the poop is mass produced at a high rate. The phrase poop factory is often used to describe a person who seems like the only content they can produce and put into the world is poop (see Stephan A. Smith from ESPN as an example).
Synonyms:
poop-dickery dickery jack-dickery Side Dickery okey dokey dickery do dog dickery Fuck Dickery Sleefdic Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory Stephan A. Smith
Synonyms:
poop-dickery dickery jack-dickery Side Dickery okey dokey dickery do dog dickery Fuck Dickery Sleefdic Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory Stephan A. Smith
Watching Stephen A. Smith arguing with Joe Rogan about the Conor Mcgregor and Donald Cerrone fight, made me realize Stephen A. Smith is a poop factory.
by twitch.tv/mindabyss July 19, 2020

In the pandemic, a cornball on TikTok posted a video that said that supposedly, Would not poop for a month. Even tought he faked it. The trend "#nopoopjuly#" spreaded rapidly. This trend revived 2 TIMES.
I really hope #nopoopjuly does not return..!
I really hope #nopoopjuly does not return..!
Cornball:Yo, im going to do no poop july
Guy:what?
Cornball:yes, im not sh**ing for a month
Guy:SEE Y0u 0N Th3 0TH3r SID3
Guy:what?
Cornball:yes, im not sh**ing for a month
Guy:SEE Y0u 0N Th3 0TH3r SID3
by XD_1234 September 19, 2025

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.
Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."
by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025
