boy 1: broooo my dick is so sore
boy 2: from the 2 man yeah?
boy 1: yeahh wbu
boy 2: same bro her ass was phat tho
boy 2: from the 2 man yeah?
boy 1: yeahh wbu
boy 2: same bro her ass was phat tho
by iloveballs4321 October 11, 2023
by penscratcher February 20, 2023
by Moët Ambassador March 29, 2022
a disease most commonly found in the United States that causes people to sort every single political position into one of 2 camps, sorting every person into these groups even if the people within them have almost nothing in common. This is usually a subjective judgment of left vs. right and may be based on the major parties within a 2 party system, but it can also apply to other cases where they think everyone who doesn't agree with their very specific worldview is exactly the same. Symptoms include mind-numbingly stupid takes, seething rage, and excessive tribalism.
examples of 2 party syndrome may include:
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
"the democrats are communists"
"all libertarians are literally nazis"
"socialism is when the government does stuff, all you statists are socialists"
"if you're not hyper-specific leftist tendency you serve the bourgeoisie and are no better than a fascist"
by cheese toastie with pickles October 05, 2021
Coming from two very different cultural backgrounds, R and D try to convince their parents to bless their relationship before they get married.
by kheksacommunity December 08, 2024
Founding father and President of the United States John Adams wrote sometime around 1794 that “Human understanding is its own revelation, and has made it certain that two and one makes three; and that one is not three; nor can three be one. Miracles or prophecies might frighten us out of our wits; might scare us to death; might induce us to lie; to say that 2 and 2 make 5. But we should not believe it. We should know the contrary.”
by Jodie2025 April 23, 2019
by I_never_miss762 January 04, 2024