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Poop lazy

When a person is so insanely lazy that they are even too lazy to poop and make someone else fuck the poop out of their anus.
Steve: Are you really too lazy to poop yourself?
Jordan: Yeah, just fuck it out again. I am poop lazy.
by Sikstienajn April 17, 2019
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Poop

Poop, or commonly worded as a "little shat," is the organism that comes out of your rear and plops right in the toilet. Now, when you take a "little shat," it fills you're bathroom up with toxic fumes that no one should breathe in. But, even if stinky or vile, poop is the key factor in benefiting the survival of humans and organisms, so keep your butt dirty and stinky, as by doing so you'll save every last living creature for years to come! stinky sticky brown yummy
"You're dog had to go and poop in my garden, oh and you're doing it too!"
by Squit_Facts May 22, 2019
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Swoop and poop

When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.
At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.
by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019
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POOP

Waste of dam shit living things
usless shit
the best thing you could eat out on the rpoad and in the forest
animals eat shit every day
so i did the same
it not that bad it just really bad
neve eat shit kids
shit for animals
not for humans
(except if you like eating poop
by Stupid Ninja Man November 4, 2019
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poop

mr whippy poop comes out like a mr whippy ice cream
i just had a mr whippy poop
by the great word December 22, 2019
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poop

something you looked up in urban dictionary because your are 9 years old or very bored
poop bruh
by pseudonym 69 June 1, 2021
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Poop

POOP IS POOP
I will go poop later in my toilet.
by miss burd February 7, 2018
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