poop woody

Erection while defecating

I pushed so hard taking a dump it gave me a poop woody.

by Poopwood January 24, 2018

Balls in my poop

Ping pong balls

Ping pong is terrible balls in my poop

by Master oogway is daddy April 29, 2022

Poop soup

Derived from the late Latin word Diarrhoea.

An uncontrollable flow of waste from one’s bumhole; usually a result of an irritant of some kind, or a bowel disorder.

“I don’t feel good, I’ve had poop soup all day 🤢.”

“That sushi gave me the poop soup, why won’t it stop!?”

“HURRY UP! I HAVE POOP SOUP AND AM ABOUT TO SERVE DINNER IF YOU DONT LET ME USE THAT TOILET!!”

by Ginger Jesus et January 26, 2020

poop to the peep

like... peep to the poop

ga: hey ba? did you hear that?
ba: yeah! i think that's a poop to the peep!
ga: oh! so like... peep to the poop!

by ga chan November 23, 2021

poop

the shit that comes out of your butt when you p o o p

poop people saying your a piece of shit

by diock October 16, 2021

Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Full Poop

A physical condition resulting from not ‘pushing brown’ on schedule and waiting up to 1.5 days to finally ‘drop heat’. This condition results in unwarranted grumpiness towards girlfriends due to the bowel expanding discomfort.

The important distinction of ‘Full Poop’ vs constipation is the awareness of why you feel like ass and also can’t drop the convo with Becky about why women are bad at spacial reasoning.

“I was at the farmers market in Caramel today berating my girlfriend and feeling like shit. Turns out, I got snuck up on by a ‘full poop’ and I actually not an asshole!

by HolyDiver6969 August 30, 2025