cat

cutest darn thing ever

(sorry I'm out of ideas and cats are the cutest)

by Solari_is_now_self-loathing July 27, 2021

Communist Cat

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth

Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!

by Comedic Orange July 27, 2021

cat

wilbur soot

wilbur soot is a cat

by marberri July 28, 2021

Cat

A liquid that always wants snacks. Toe beans uwu

My cat is fluffy

by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021

Cat

Cats are the most elegant, most graceful, and most funny thing I've ever seen. Even though they can be trouble, just give them time for a nap.

Cat- meow (don't touch me human)

Human- *pets cat*

Cat- *hisses and bites the human*

Human- owch

by Stitch_The_Cat July 29, 2021

cat

georgenotfound.

person1 = do you like my cat?
person2 = thats georgenotfound..?
person1 = do you like my cat

by blablablabalabalalaa<3 July 29, 2021

cat vega

a funny shawty w pretty tits and massive big dick energy. super cool. an enormous trunka. slim shadys apprentice. cool hair.

cat vega is the coolest bitch ever, lowkey wanna hit and she would definitely beat me in cup pong haha

by slimshadyzshawty July 31, 2021