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Ice age baby

The worst thing that humanity has ever conceived. Jesus crucified himself after seeing the monstrosity. May death be summoned upon everyone who sees the baby. It is the embodiment of pure evil and deserves to be tortured until the last breath of it is swept away. Satan cowers in fear after it was summoned to earth
John:Jesus!! Are you okay after seeing Satan

Jesus:nay? Oh how I saw something worse

John:what is worse than the master of hell ?
Jesus:the ice age baby
John:(chokes on his own blood dew to the evilness of the words)
by Joe/mama February 22, 2020
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baby mama drama

when the mother, who you are not married to, of one or more of your children starts negatively interferring with your life, especially where other women are concerned; consists frequently of open public displays of anger and loud verbal assaults, hand gestures, head-shaking, etc.; The goal is to cause the father embarrassment either in front of his new lady friend, his close male friends, or his immediate family; it provides the baby mama a brief feeling of control in a situation where she typically has none as a struggling single mom.
"Man I was at the club hangin' with this fine thick sista that I'm seein' now, when that bitch popped up droppin' all kinda baby mama drama about needin' diaper money for my son and shit!"
by dHALL November 3, 2007
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Baby Juice Pistol

An implement gentlemen use to impregnate unsuspecting ladies.
Alastair Pearson stop waving your baby juice pistol in my general direction...its most off-putting at the breakfast table.
by Henry Rowburger September 25, 2009
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Crack Baby Olympics

The use of crack babies in athletically challenging activities. Similar to the Special Olympics. Even If you win, you're still probably retarded.
I wanted to go to the crack baby olympics today but I realized it was literally retarded
by Thunderxx10 July 22, 2011
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Hail to the King, Baby.

The final line delivered by Ash Fuckin' Williams before he slides his tongue down a hottie's throat in the legendary movie "Army of Darkness".
"...But in my own way, I am king... Hail to the King, Baby."
by BOMBOSA June 1, 2018
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How yo baby?

one. a common phrase inserted randomly in conversation to add flavor.

two. a greeting meaning "wusssup?" or "how you doin'?" but in most cases no answer is required.
three. the verbal form of a fist pump.

note: not literally asking about a baby.
Example one:
"Hey, what's up?"
"No, I think you meant to say, 'how YO baby?'"

Example two:
George: "How yo baby?"
Cindy: *SLAP*
George: "HEY! It's a form of greeting!"
by Martha Weasley March 5, 2010
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NHL lockout baby

A baby that was conceived during the winter of 2004-2005, when the last National Hockey League lockout occurred.
There's no hockey on tv, so we might as well have some fun and make an NHL lockout baby.

Babies born nine months after the lockout, between July 2005 and February 2006 (particularly in Canada), are probably NHL lock-out babies.
by S. Beckett April 22, 2008
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