jack black tosses a peach

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”

person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”

by antytheprotogen June 2, 2023

jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra

Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy

by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013

getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly

"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"

by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024

Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.

Who up Jacking Lumber?

by bigboybobo June 24, 2024

aiden jack longden

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger

yes aiden jack longden

by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022

Jack

Jack has an IQ of >40 and can barely breathe without needing assistance of a machine. Somehow he managed to get less than 24% on the recent maths test and is also diabetic.

"Have you seen Jack anywhere?"
"No. He probably died from diabetes."

by ___jackisdumb__ June 19, 2019

Jack

A tranny gay boi. always super short so you probably won’t b able to see them so make sure u don’t trip over. there always ranga so they have short tempers and works at cactus JACKS.

see that shorty(probs can’t bc there that short) he’s ranga and dyslexic he’s a jack for sure

by Not a ranga April 22, 2019