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King Kexxy

King Kexxy, the formidable ruler of the nation of Crugnitedtu, stands as a figure of immense power and an iron-fisted dictator. With a reign marked by an unyielding grip on authority, he has woven a web of control and dominance that permeates every aspect of his country.

Born into a lineage of dictators, Kexxy inherited a kingdom that was once plagued by chaos and instability. Fueled by a deep-rooted desire for control, he swiftly consolidated his power, suppressing dissent and ensuring absolute loyalty from his subjects. Through a combination of cunning manipulation and strategic alliances, he solidified his position as the undisputed ruler.

Kexxy's reign is defined by a meticulously crafted persona of grandeur and authority. Draped in opulent robes and adorned with lavish jewelry, he presents himself as the embodiment of regal power. His piercing gaze and commanding presence instill fear and submission among both his subjects and those who dare to oppose him.

Crugnitedtu, under Kexxy's iron rule, is a land of strict regulations and pervasive surveillance. His secret police force, known as the Shadow Watch, is notorious for its ruthless efficiency in silencing dissent and maintaining control. Citizens live in a state of constant vigilance, careful not to cross the boundaries set by their omnipresent ruler.
King Kexxy is a terrific leader and humble overseer
by pnakellllll June 14, 2023
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King of Clubs

A slang term referring to a situation where a man dates an exceptionally attractive and stunning woman who not only tolerates but actually enjoys seeing him date other women in her presence. This term derives from the imagery of a club's hierarchy, where the man is metaphorically elevated to the status of a "king" within the club setting due to his ability to attract and entertain multiple partners, all while maintaining the favor of his primary companion. This dynamic is characterized by the woman's apparent confidence and security in the relationship, often defying conventional expectations of possessiveness or jealousy.
"Did you hear about Sarah and Jake? Apparently, she's totally cool with him dating other girls in front of her. They say she's like his 'king of clubs.'"
by BlondieeRichy June 19, 2024
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Senator King

One of the men involved in a government (gay orgy)
Senator King took it like a champ last night in the government.
by Anonymous7697 December 8, 2017
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North Side Kings

A band not notable for any music prowess or talent. Not even notable for having a halfway decent song. In other words , they suck. Total and complete shitty “metal” band. And that’s an insult to shitty “metal” bands. These guys are total shit.. however they are notable because the fat bass player , Danny Marinara knocked tough guy Glenn Danzig the fuck out! And deservedly so. Glenn pushed Danny Marinara first, and so Danny Marinara threw a straight haymaker to Danzig , promptly knocking him the fuck out.. which led to butthurt many of Danzigs fan boiis, and a smear campaign of The North Side King shitty bass player, Danny Marinara.. .. now don’t get it twisted , if Danny Marinara was half as good at bass guitar as he is at cheap shots- he might just have a career… this band is total and complete horse shit. But the bass player throw a hella cheap shot!
Danny Marinara : we’re hungry , Glenn we’ve been out here 8 hours! There’s 3 other bands!!
Glenn Danzig: That was MY soup and sandwiches muthafukker!!
Glenn Danzig: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERR!!

North side kings still undefeated!!
by Danny Marinara(like the sauce) September 20, 2022
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The Lion King

When your having sex with a girl on her period. You pull out and proceed to take the blood that's on your dick and smear it across her forehead and say "Simba!"
"Dustin said that girl from the bar was constantly hitting on him last night, so he took her back to his place and gave her The Lion King and then proceeded to fuck her afterwards."
by RoLLingTid3 July 8, 2020
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Lion King Porn

A Type Of Art Based On The 1994 Disney Film, “The Lion King.” It Is A Piece Of S***.
“Billy, Atleast I Don’t Make Lion King Porn Like You. Thats Why Your Dad Left.”
by lemons and balls November 29, 2023
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Wooper King

by Wooper King October 20, 2020
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