Alex James Syndrome

Alex James Syndrome: occurs once select patient is put in social circle he/she is comfortable with and transforms into a massive egoist/ cheese enthusiast

"Wow he's cocky"

"I know must be Alex James Syndrome"

by BlurCunt July 1, 2017

Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome

When you say something that is perceived as sarcasm but was not originally intended to be sarcastic, you might suffer from Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome.

A: I like how the acronym for your definition for Accidental Sarcastic Syndrome is ASS
B: That's funny, i didn't know that. It's nice how things sometimes fall into place
A: You are being sarcastic right?

B: No, I just might suffer from ASS though.. but I swear, I didn't know it would spell ASS when I first made this up.
A: you should probably put "/s" at the end there.
B: Dude, I said I swear, I don't even like sarcasm, I think its dishonest and I don't even know how it works.

A: Well, I can't decide if you are being a sarcastic ass or if you actually suffer from ASS

by abadir January 17, 2019

Ethnic Bowel Syndrome

A savage case of the shits brought on by consuming foods from another culture that the consumer's system is not prepared to handle.

My friend Mark won't try Indian food. He's afraid it'll give him Ethnic Bowel Syndrome.

by is this pseudonym also taken April 17, 2015

Testicular Tap Syndrome

A major injury caused upon the pubic areas commonly caused by hardcore sex.

"she fucked him so hard that his dick became a tap."

"he suffered from severe testicular tap syndrome."

by Dr. Jared Smith April 17, 2022

Rick Astly Syndrome

You hear “ Never gonna give you up “ when it’s not even playing you’ve been rick rolled to much lmao

Guy 1: “ HELP ME OH GOD HELP “
Guy 2: “ Seems you got Rick Astly Syndrome “

by Lmao Toast December 7, 2021

bad aim syndrome

When someone is atrocious at aiming

Have you heard about Luke, he developed bad aim syndrome. I don't think we can play together anymore.

by Cheisz April 22, 2020

Long Cock Syndrome

People with Long Cock Syndrome usually suffer from a giant cock and have higher rizz than people who don't. Long Cock Syndrome is mainly found in black males but is insanely rare in Asians.

Have you heard Tyrone has long cock syndrome?

by Candis November 15, 2022